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- A mathematician couldn't remember if he had been with his girlfriend for 1 year or 2. But he knew it was <3. #funny #jokes
- Wife: "You’re shirtless and also covered in… oil?" Me: "You’re always saying I never glisten." Wife: "Listen! You never listen!"
- The girl I like said she'd go out with me if I knew a six letter word that's a synonym for "calm". I said, "It's sedate." #funny
- About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went downhill fast. #funny #jokes #joekoftheday
- I never knew how technologically advanced Moses was. Today I learned he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
- I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet. Whoops, E-Daisies. #funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
- My wife accused me of hating her family. I said, "I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than mine."
- Dunno what this WiFi dude did... But I've seen a ton of bars and restaurants demanding his freedom lately. #funny #jokes
- I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park. It's just really hard to find 32 of them willing to do it. #funny #jokes
- I used to know a psychic with amnesia. He knew in advance what he was going to forget. #funny #jokes #jokeoftheday