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- What do priests say to get rid of insects in the church? Let us spray. #funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
- I was at the art gallery recently. I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures. He said no, they had to stay on the walls.
- What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest. #funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
- Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants. #funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
- My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant. #funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
- What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes. #funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
- Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk? The stock market. #funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
- You know what I love doing more than anything? Trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain my… https://t.co/2BKPa93Mam
- One entrepreneur says to another, "I've just been in the Far East prospecting for gold." "Japan?" asks the second… https://t.co/DwLkN4UD5k
- How much does the world's heaviest dumpling weigh? Wonton. #funny #jokes #jokeoftheday